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personal favorites, silly and otherwise
(in alphabetical order, no less)
dawnlyn's pencil art
i'm getting nothing out of doing this, but dangit, i'm promoting this chick's site because i think her drawings are just beautiful. buy me a couple while you're at it, will ya?
:pouting lips and batting eyelashes in a haughty and irresistible manner:
the dom-land caribou
makes me want to sing jane siberry's "hockey!" you know a song is of extremely high quality when it has the word "fuck" in it! twice, even! bonus: it's nice to see that i'm not the only one who gets occasional hate mail from people as dense as black holes who lost their sense of humor under the couch cushions somewhere. :)
elf fetish
"how i spent my summer vacation" by elladan (one of daddy elrond's twin hotties) made me laugh harder than the very secret diaries. no shit. don't miss the tabloid covers (and pray you don't end up on one). this site is currently down. please tell me it will return before i hurt myself!
figwit lives!
iris is a goddess among mortal women, plain and simple. figgy t'ain't bad neither!
greenleaf greenleaf: one wig to rule them all
another person like myself who loves to get our favorite mirkwood elfboyloveslave into sticky, ridiculous (but always fun) situations (just add photoshop and mix well! tah-dah!)
legolas' harem
don't worry, ladies, there really IS enough of him to go around. just make sure you have plenty of chocolate on hand (godiva preferred in my humble abode, thank you) and have no reservations about having your name tattooed on his ass (or somewhere else equally delicious... it's all about the joy of discovery).
lotr costume research page
i've never done more than thread a needle to hem a ripped pocket, but i'll be damned if i don't find this site absolutely fascinating. you could easily spend hours here and never find your way out, but why would you want to with hot elves (and their hot armani elf clothes) strewn about?
orlando bloom multimedia
does jas ever sleep? :) wonderful (grey) haven of information and media for orli and leggy lovers alike. (oh yeah, and i make videos for her sometimes, too. ;)
secret diaries of cassandra claire
if you've never read the very secret diaries, number one, how the hell did it cross your mind to find a site like the elf porn shack, and number two, what the hell are you waiting for? you're missing the best nude rendition of the silmarillion: the musical you've never seen, i guarantee!
humor
(something elf porn shack denizens know absolutely nothing about)
the adventures of edward the less
hey, it's the mst3k dudes! check out "the noble one"... he's awful leggy
bombadil's house of humor
bricktales: lotr
legos: the building blocks, not the elf, sillybuns
celebrity bathtime: lotr
as if you weren't wet enough already over leggy... what a delicious way to exercise your lust-addled brain!
dear sauron
elf on a shelf
elvolution: the saga
engrish the two towers captions
corporate cocksuckers forced this site offline, but (HAHAHA) there are mirrors available here and here. there are engrish fotr captions here.
the fellowship cartoon
zactly what it says
figwit is evil
fraud of the rings
cartoon
the hand puppet movie theater
home sweet barad-dur: a day in the life of the dark lordess
cartoon
laugh of the rings
the lord of the peeps
lord of the rhymes
the beastie boys of middle-earth. go gollum! go gollum!
lord of the rings action figure storybook
lord of the rings and things
lord of the rings at tasty graphite
currently down. pout.
the lord of the rings caption page
lord of the rings crossword puzzle
not really humor, but it's fun!
the lord of the rings spoof page
the mouth of sauron
never bored of the rings
the one milk
skinematic spotlight on lotr: t2t
even legolas' zits are totally hot!!
stupidring.com
the tolkien sarcasm page
towers are the players
gollum has turned out to be quite the proficient rap artist. like we needed another reason to hate his scrawny ass.
the two towers movie review at landover baptist church
the two towers is homo slang for erect hobbit penises!
i couldn't have said it better myself!
the two towers movie - stick version
waiting for frodo
cartoon
the wrong ring
frequently updated lotr news & movie information sites
(yep, it's gonna be longer than leggy's... umm... knives! yeah, knives! that's it!)
bag-end inn
the barrow-downs
club tolkien-yu
the council of elrond
the council-of-elrond
formerly imladris.net
jrrtolkien.net
khazad-dum
message boards
lord of the rings and tolkien things
lotr at fantasy planet
non-english, but excellent galleries tho'
lotr fantasy world
lotr official movie site
lotr online
currently down. pout. (anyone know if it's coming back?)
the lord of the rings uk
formerly thelordoftherings.co.uk
minas tirith
message boards
mordor: the land of shadow
numenoreen
non-english, but again, look at all the purdy pictures :)
the one
message boards
theonering.net
one ring: the complete guide to tolkien online
the palantir
planet tolkien
the quintessential lotr website
ringbearer.org
ring faq
ring obsession
rivendel
message boards
shores of valinor
message boards
tolkien debates
message boards
the tolkien forum
message boards
tolkien movies
tolkien online
the tolkien trail
uruviel's argonath
tons of lotr movie elf info here, too, ladies!
war of the ring
tolkien language sites
(learn what "maelui thranduilion" means)
amanye tenceli
ardalambion - of the tongues of arda
dan smith's fantasy fonts
includes languages from both lotr and the hobbit
dictionary of the elvish languages
eldalamberon
elfling list
yahoo! tolkien language group
elvish - english dictionaries
elvish linguistic fellowship
the elvish name generator
fellowship of the word-smiths
hall of fire
hisweloke's sindarin dictionary project
lambengolmor
yahoo! tolkien language group
land of shadows black speech dictionary
the language of the elves
leaf: learning elvish among friends
message boards
learn elvish!
lord kyl's medieval & fantasy fonts
has some of dan's fonts, but tons more unrelated fonts to play with!
mellonath daeron
mellyn in edhil
men eldalambinen
nole parma lambeo areldava
quenya - a brief introduction
quenya-english dictionary
the random tolkien-elvish name generator
studies on the works of jrr tolkien
taramiluiel's home
also has general elf info
tengwar textbook
the tolkien language list
tolkien language mailing list
transliterate at 17 web place
tyalie tyelellieva
utuvielye quenya
tolkien information & reference sites
about the songs and poems in lotr
annotated transcript of the fellowship of the ring
also check out the annotated transcript of the two towers
the art of the rings
a hobbit's tale
the astronomy of middle-earth
a tolkien dictionary
audible beauty
bobmoco middle-earth glossary
canon? no! it's fanon
tired of being unable to tell middle-earth fact from drooling fangirl fiction when reading tolkien fanfic? this wonderful resource answers those burning questions that keep you up all night, such as, "if legolas slept with me, would he be thinking of his old flame, arwen, the whole time he's tied to my bedposts?"
complete map of middle-earth
the encyclopedia of arda
essays on tolkien's middle-earth
faq of the rings
forth age
frodo lives! the ancestors of frodo baggins
from pointy ears to grima's tears
site of the author of the boy with the bow & legolas of mirkwood: prince among equals
lots of reading material here about elves and more!
gollum's precious
the grey havens
hair color genetics for tolkien's elves
hobbitlore.com
hobbits live
the hypertextualized tolkien faq
jrr tolkien @ everything2.org
jrr tolkien in oxford
the jrr tolkien page
jw's lotr fan site
kalevala
this finnish epic provided tolkien with inspiration for middle-earth's tales and languages
lalaith's middle-earth science pages
the lord of the rings: a visual journey
lord of the rings fanatics plaza
lord of the rings fan photo gallery
lotrfanzine.net
the lord of the rings image library
the lord of the rings quotes
map of middle-earth
merlin's lord of the rings character generator
middle-earth maps
middle-earth mythology
middleearth.net
middle earth visitor's bureau
mike's tolkien resources
my precious
national geographic beyond the movie: the lord of the rings
ninecompanions.net
padawan jenn's lord of the rings site
parma endorion: essays on middle-earth
free e-book! available in english or spanish.
the poetic edda
norse mythology at its finest, and where tolkien culled both inspiration and words such as "gandalf," "durin" and "myrkwood"
the precious for poor smeagol
ring quest
rule them all
the scrolls of orthanc
the seat of kings
the shores of valinor
the silmarillion-cliffnotes
well, where the hell was this when i needed it?
silmarillion tolkien site directory
an elfload of links!
silmerino mar
suite 101: jrr tolkien and middle-earth
there and back again
the tolkien archives
aiiii! the estate strikes again!
tolkien atlas home page
tolkien collecting resources
tolkien encyclopedia
tolkien gateway
tolkienion
the tolkien meta-faq
the tolkien monster encyclopedia
the tolkien music list
tolkien.ru
downloadable texts, including some obscure delights
the tolkien's guild
tolkien's oxford
the tolkien timeline
tolkien timeline - age of the trees
the tolkien wiki community
tolkien world
tolkien world
lists of top links (different from above)
torania's tolkien page
the true elves of europe
check out the front page of this site for more tolkien-related goodies
24 hour museum: fellowship of the ring/jrr tolkien trail
verses from the lord of the rings
the world of middle-earth
organizations
the alaskan lotr fanclub
can you believe these crazy fuckers linked to eps? right on!
lord of the rings fan club official site
the tolkien society
shopping
(go on. you know you want that life-sized legolas standup for your bedroom.)
lotr ultimate collection catalog
the tolkien shop
tolkien town
porn purely of the elvish (primarily leggo) persuasion
a'maelamin legolas
anarin of rivendell
lotr movie elf
angels and elves
before i sailed west... my story must be told
the blonde elf
the boy with the bow
craig parker: the actor behind haldir
everyone's favorite smartassed elf!
diana arreaza
hello! this rockin' chick has dragged the good name of her website down into the gutter by using my clocks for two years running! dig it!
edheltham
eldalie
the elf liberation society
elf lovers unite
i prefer to have my elf lovers undress. :) and stay that way. :)
elven eyes
elvenhome
the elven kingdom
elven prince
elven savior
elven warriors
elves do it better
finally, a site with a url almost as stupid as elfpornshack.com!
elves of the silmarillion
currently down, but "it might be back." whoo hoo! i love me some feanor!
erestor: the official site
lotr movie (& book) elf
ethereal attic
faelon, elven counsellor
lotr movie elf
fairer than the sons of men
fallen guardian
haldir
f is for figwit
lotr movie elf
moving!
elves are working round the clock to make this dream happen!
forgotten hero: a shrine to haldir of lorien
galadhrim.net
formerly haldir-lives.org
galadhrim of lothlorien
more haldir
the gel alliance
glorious: a haldir worship site
golden lord
glorfindel
got elves?
greenleaf cove
the haldir icon archive
i swear i had nothing to do with this. it just looks like i did.
haldirs-whores.org
home of the elves
hot-elf.com
imladris
the infantry elf brigade - a fereveldir fanlisting
lotr movie elf (includes articles, links & more)
in loving memory of haldir
international legolas day
of course, every day is legolas day at eps
the kingdom of craig
what can i say? girls can't get enough haldir.
larial tari's lotr site
another fine mortal lass taking advantage of hotass clock action to its fullest extent!
.. legolas ..
legolas: everlasting fate
legolasfans.net
legolas greenleaf
closed indefinitely. wahhhh!
legolas greenleaf at cjb.net
legolas greenleaf at elflady.com
legolas greenleaf online
legolas of mirkwood
legolas of mirkwood: prince among equals
the legolas picture archive
legolas shrine
lil elf's site
long live the elvenking
thranduil fanlisting with info & extras
lord of imladris: an elrond shrine
lorien elves
mellonath legolas
the mellon chronicles
meorof fanclub headquarters
lotr movie elf
mirkwood elven alliance
molly the pirate
dude, she used one of my stupid clocks, and she's a certified clonemaster at legolas' harem, so you know she gets a plug!
mr mysterious elf
devoted to a heavenly (valinorly?) variety of lotr movie elves
neglected persons of lord of the rings
hub for various sexy elves
no elf rape
but... but... WHY NOT?!?!?! :)
noldorian warrior
the official amanthon site
lotr movie elf
the official dinendal site
lotr movie elf
the official erethon site
lotr movie elf
the official fereveldir site
lotr movie elf
the official galdor site
lotr movie (& book) elf
the official glorfindel site
lotr movie (& book) elf
the official jorn benzon site
lotr movie (& book) elf (rumil)
one swoon of middle-earth
orophin, marchwarden of lorien
prince of mirkwood
protectors of lorien
realm of the lady
rivendell - the elven refuge
saelbeth
lotr movie elf
she elves
sticks & stones primitive archery
oh, come on. you know you've been dying to get your hands on leggy's taut bow.
salomes & ehlana elf lovers site
silverfist
celebrimbor
steve (or legandir of lorien) the elf
lotr movie elf (steve? that's quenya for "rather large cock," ain't it?)
through the foliage: a legolas greenleaf fansite
twin stars of imladris
elladan & elrohir
the valaquenta
vanima: a haldir shrine
vault of heaven: an elrond fansite
what tolkien officially said about elf sex
a must-read! also check out the companion essay "warm beds are good: sex and libido in tolkien's writing"
white arrows of lorien
the wisdom of saelbeth
lotr movie elf
orlando bloom sites
(alright, you conned me into it finally. it would be impossible to include all of them, so here are some of the best i haven't already slobbered over.)
the bloom room
full bloom
the orlando bloom files
they used one of my clocks! na na na na NA na! :D
orlando bloom shrine
related art sites
drawing tolkien: illustrations by eugenia weinstein
edoras
in both german & english
elfwood
elvish devotion
ithildin
john howe
jrr tolkien inspired art
kasura's silmarillion art page
the pictures by jrr tolkien
rolozo tolkien
teanna's tolkien art page
ted nasmith
sorry, dude, but they TOTALLY ripped him off for the movies. ratbastards!
also, visit chalk farm gallery
know of a site that's worthy?
bring it on and we'll see about that
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